Yesterday, I flew down to Edinburgh, taxied to the train stationed, took the train to Glasgow and then taxied to a hotel. After an hour of some of my favourite BBC program's, I taxied again and gave an hour presentation to 40 people that were very interested and interesting.
After a fitful nights sleep, I got up and repacked and then walked over to the Glasgow Central Train Station - it's beautiful.
When I got to the train station, I realised a train to Manchester Airport was leaving in 5 minutes and even though it was not the train I planned...I got on. After a bit, I text Gill and told her I was on the train.
The train was uneventful. I had a boozy amorous couple share my table, but only for one stop because that had an appointment at the hospital.
At one point, I was asked for the seat next to me and I announced I am saving that for my friend. There was a shadow of doubt on their face. But two stops later, my good friend was taking out knee caps with her suitcase and she plopped down next to me. We had our usual greeting and the old man in front of us was wincing when we were done...this pleased me.
A few more stops, and we were at the airport. After a very long line checking in, we ate and did our duty free shopping as our book said that alcohol can be very expensive in Iceland.
The flight was a piece of cake, and two and half hours later, we were in Iceland, it was late afternoon and very grey.
Immigration and baggage claim could not have been easier, but then we hit a small snag with the SLOWEST Budget car rental guy ever. Who knows what he was doing or why it was difficult, but after a painful wait for the two customers in front of us, it was finally our turn. He seemed to be hitting his stride, and he was soon throwing the keys at me. Out to the lot, we went up and down the rows, looking at every car for a blue skoda.
Eventually, I stopped and stayed with the bags while Gill ran up and down the rows. Finally, we decided it did not exist and went back to the terminal. As we were headed in, I saw a green skoda in a Hertz parking spot with the right number plate - Viola!
After two laps around the parking lot following the exit signs and ending up at barriers, we just followed our instincts and managed to get on the road. The road was great - wide open. Gill was in charge of navigating. It was mostly uneventful until we got near Reykjavik. I only killed the car twice and stopped all traffic on the roundabout once because I was in the wrong lane.
Once Gill realised where we were, I blurted, oh my gosh we are practically Icelanders and that is where it all started to fall apart. The day before the hotel had sent me a map and indicated that there was a lot of construction. We followed this map, and it took us approximately 60 minutes to complete the last 2 miles.
In that 60 minutes, we hit several deadends, retraced our steps no less than 3 times, backed down a hill to let a lorrie full of dirt move out of the way of a large excavator and parked up, while Gill ran around asking for directions in the rain.
Then we called for directions, retraced our steps...again...and found the hotel. It was not all bad as we were doing our third 3-point turn, we noticed a bare chested guy in fairly good shape staring out the window. It took a moment to realise that he was getting a tattoo and he and we and the lovely tattoo artist next him waved happily at each other.
Checked in, I text my mom and said you are going to need to take a taxi because there is no way I was doing that again in the dark...my nerves were jangled, and let's face it I now needed a drink.
Hotel is awesome. We have a two bedroom apartment with a kitchen and everything you would ever need.
We started to unpack and by we, I mean me.
Gill was digging through all her stuff and finally announced she lost her luggage key. I dug through her bag and we both shared a memory in the airport of 'something' hitting the ground and us both wondering what it was and then shrugging our shoulders.
So I asked Gill what she wanted to do and she said I guess we have to break the zipper. She sat on the floor and tried to He-Man the zipper open. I went through the kitchen and collected a can opener, corkscrew and two large knives. Gill immediately started cutting down the side of the zipper saying, 'if I just cut along here.' I am thinking, what you will have a hole in your suitcase?
So I took the can opener and thought if I can just clip one of these zippers then we can pull the whole thing around. This did not work.
Next, I looped the cork screw through one of the zippers and Gill grabbed the other - we lamented the lack of eye protection and agreed we should squeeze our eyes shut and lean anyway. This did not open the suitcase.
Struck with frustrated, I grabbed the largest knife and sawed through the zipper horizontally and this freed the zip and allowed us to move it around. Afterward, we called Gill's daughter and told her this story and her flat reply was, so you are going to need a new suitcase?
After this excitement, we laid on the couch until our hunger sent us out in the rain. We went to a Tapas bar and had an assortment of 'Icelandic' tapas that included puffin with blueberry sauce, ling cod with lobster sauce, Arctic char with salsa, and lamb with mint, potatoes and beets. We finished with figs, honey and Serrano ham. It was fantastic, and a very cool place.
It was so good and the atmosphere so lovely that when we left, I was surprised it was raining - like I'd totally forgotten. We did not let this deter us, and we found a 24 hour shop and picked up some groceries. If possible, it was raining even harder now. My jeans became completely soaked and the water was running down into my sock and shoes, but at least my jacket was keeping my top warm. This was not the case for Gill - who became soaked top and bottom.
We settled in, after stripping off the wet clothes with peppermint tea because two very important people were coming to join us and they should be here any minute. Just as I had fallen asleep on the couch, there was noise in the hallway and in they bustled. They had not lost their sense of humor, but they had been circling the area for some time in a cab and I was in the dog house. But it was no matter because they were here!