Friday, June 29, 2012

There will be blood

I bought a cross trainer.


I had done tons of research.  Once I picked one, I got the best price I could find, and it arrived on Thursday in a giant box that had to be delivered by two guys.


I had read on the internet that putting it together was really not a big deal, everyone went on and on about the great instructions.  Regardless, I tried to buy it from the manufacturer because they had a platinum service where for 74 GBP, they will put it together for you and take away the packing.  Unfortunately, they do not provide that service to Thurso.


I thought about it and decided I would give it a go, bound to make a good post, and if I wasn't done after 4 hours, I would call Jason.  I read the instruction and saw it could be done in 4 steps.


The beginning
It took me a while to find the instructions and I was a little concerned that many of the pieces were difficult to move as they were really heavy, but I kept after it and laid out the parts.


The pieces - pointing labrador tail for scale
Step 1


Step 1 was a pain for a couple of reasons.  First, the diagram for step 1 was on one page, the written instruction were on the previous page and the parts diagrams were two pages before.  So, this required a lot of flipping around.  


The second issue is that this step really involved the heaviest pieces and all of the wiring to make the computer work.  I got the front connect to the back and completed the wiring.  I moved the pedal legs forward to makes this easier for me - classic foreshadowing here.


Then I ran the wires up the mast and connected computer.  The wires were fiddly, and there were lots of warning about kinking the wires and shorting them out.  Once I had them in the mast, I had trouble getting the computer on because there didn't seem to be enough room for the wires, but I finally sorted it out.


Step 1 done!
So I was a bit pleased with myself.  I was bleeding from a nasty cut on my hand and I had a big bruise growing on the same hand from a wrench incident, but it was done and I'd managed step 1 in 60 minutes, I was definitely going to make my 4 hour quota.


It was at this point that I tried to pull the feet petal back onto the track and noticed that this was impossible because the mast was in the way.  I tried many things.  I tried loosening the feet, the mast, wiggling and pushing but it wasn't going to happen.


Humph!
My brain went, that's it, I quit, but then I thought come on Dyan, so I took it all apart and put it back together and that took me 30 minutes - I can feel the learning and on-the-job experience paying off.


Step 2


Step 2 was a cakewalk compared with Step 1, I just had to connect the mobile arms.  They were marked right and left, and it was no big deal.  Took me 30 minutes, with no rework.


Step 2 - done, once!
Step 3


Step 3 was even easier, I just had to connect the mobile arms to the foot pedals.  Took me 15 minutes, and it was looking like a cross trainer.


Step 4


Step 4 had many substeps, and there were lots of piece left to go, but this was confusing to me because it already looked like a cross trainer, but these were all of the plastic pieces and covers.  All of these were very fiddly and involved all different kind of screws, but I went from one to another.  When I got frustrated, I skipped it and came back to the piece after finishing another.


I got to the step that said I had to plug it in and incline the deck for the last piece.  I moved it near the plug - the wheels made it easish and plugged it in.  


It came on!  It took me a few minutes to figure out how to incline the deck, but I did and last piece installed.  Step 4: 60 minutes and done.


The End - Sweet Success
All told, the project took me about 3.5 hours and 2 Paydays.  I only got 1 cut and 2 bruises.  I lucked out when the wrench flew out of my hand and straight up in the air and didn't land on me or Maggie.  


Maggie was a big help throughout.  She was most impressed that I spent that amount of time on the floor in the garage, in fact, I think she'd probably call it heaven.


I got on the trainer and did a short work out - although honestly I'd felt like I'd already had one.

3 comments:

  1. I am so impressed..and had many smiles...but so impressed. loved the time limit on yourself..and the helpful dog...this sounds a little like your big brother...flying wrench, cuts and bruises and all..did I say how impressed I was? Good job..it is beautiful.

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  2. Didn't know what a cross-trainer was. (Thought you got another dog.) You remind me of Jim, he would have stuck with it and no way it would beat him and he would have been bleeding on the head as he always does in these ordeals. It's a trait to be proud of. Thanks for the laugh....again. Will you celebrate the Fourth? Bet you have to work.

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  3. You GO, girl! Like teddybear, I especially enjoyed the four hour goal and you really set us all up thinking this wasn't going to happen. (The time constraint AND a successful outcome) My vocabulary tends to get a bit colorful when I battle with uncooperative tools and this always
    upsets my dogs who stand by in a supervisory capacity. Jerry Lee is especially good at rolling his eyes and making me feel like a complete heel.

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