You see my oldest brother could never remember my birthday. David would remind him, mom would remind him and his lovely wife would remind him, but he just couldn't remember. So a couple of years ago, he decided we would all celebrate our birthdays on Halloween because that was easy to remember and oh by the way, it was David's birthday.
Now, there is lots of irony associated with this because David being a middle child never really had anything for his own - he says - but his birthday, well that was his alone, but not any more. Middle children feel free to stop and shake your head in disgust.
So for the last couple of years - birthday cards and presents have come for me twice, on my actual birthday and on David's, which we call my unbirthday.
This is a great system...for Doug and I.
Yesterday, I came home, and there was a box on my kitchen table - where the postman leaves my packages. I tore it open, and there were all sorts of goodies in it.
When I opened up an envelope, I found the picture and certificate of registration for my heifer.
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Isn't she gorgeous!?! |
Now the proprietor of the Poison Oak Ranch swears the drawing for heifers for his children was completely random, but let's face it, mine must be the best and I am thrilled.
Every girl needs her own heifer.
FYI: I think someone needs to spray her for flies...please
Mine doesn't have flies.
ReplyDeleteMan, that is sooo COOL..As another abused middle child I think David needs a heifer also. What a cool BD gift. No flies Well, maybe just a worming then?
ReplyDeleteOMG I laughed and laughed...and just so you know...there was a early in the morning drawing with little folded up papers..which your sleepy mother drew ...and I believe they have been de-flyed here just lately...and the best calf has something to do with all those numbers on her certificate...??? don't ask me..I think she is very beautiful..David has been out to check on his girl...you need to come and check her out..no babies until she is 2...love you much un-birthday girl...(Lizzie is complaining because her Dad's calf is slobbering drooling? not sure of her exact words..but she was not impressed..)maybe you can photo shop the flies...or dad can send you an updated picture...HA!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the birth of your child. May you never be infested!
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