First, I was headed down to Inverness to get my haircut and I opened up my water only to have it spray all over the car and me and essentially soak everything. There was like no water left in the bottle when it was done.
After my haircut and still slightly damp, I headed off to the health food store and loaded up. As I took out my bag to pack up my groceries, a pair of my underpants flew out of the bag. I stood there marveling at my underpants, thinking what were they doing in there? Time and everyone in the store stood still until I picked them up with a heavy sigh.
The next day, I went to work and as I opened the frig to put my salad inside, a carton of milk fell of the door. The individual hadn't put the cap back on, so I became soaked with milk - cashmere sweater, trousers and shoes. The kitchen had to be steam cleaned.
I was sort of annoyed, but I cleaned myself up the best I could.
Unfortunately, as I was leaving the toilet the automatic air freshener went off and sprayed me full in the face.
Air freshener is unpleasant in your eyes.
About an hour later, I was in the middle of a meeting, when one of the guys stopped and said I am sorry, but this has to be said, you stink.
I managed to make it through the day, headed home, peeled off my crusty trouser, and got into my PJs.
Thank goodness, Thatchy loves me.
What a dog! Me and Thatcher have something in common. Have a marvelous day. xoxo
ReplyDeleteOK..I shouldn't be laughing but just had too.....and Thatchers picture is why everyone MUST have a dog. What a bad day you had but that means you should be good for a long while now. It just figures. Sorry...gotta show this to the old man.
ReplyDeleteA series of unfortunates, indeed! We all experience them, but NOBODY should have them all take place in one week. And honestly? The panties incident probably would have done me in; you handled it with grace and dignity. Bravo!
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